Geriatric Gibberish: Biden Emerges From His Basement & Holds Disastrous Press Conference


    Basement-dweller geriatric Joe Biden emerged from his damp Delaware subterranean holding cell on Thursday to stand in front of a bank of microphones and attempt to mimic a sentient human being.

    For all of twenty minutes before his sweaty handlers whisked him away behind the curtain to disappear once again into the depths of his Wilmington home where one presumes, Biden is kept occupied by an unlimited supply of posterboard and Crayola’s and is repeatedly rebuffed from eating Screamin’ Green, Neon Carrot, and Razzle Dazzle Rose in between signing off on socialist-inspired policy initiatives put in front of by him by wannabe Marxists and career Washington failures.

    Can you imagine being saddled with this sad hollowed out sack of skin and bones as president for four years?

    Viewers of Joe Biden’s Thursday afternoon press conference don’t need to imagine it – they saw it with their own eyes. And what they saw was a man unfit to hold a mop in a bingo parlor, let alone serve as president of the United States.

    Here is one exchange between a reporter and Biden during the presser:

    Reporter: “How do you justify not taking legal action” against Trump for not starting the transition?”

    Biden: “I’m going to — we’re going to impose the — we’re going to enforce the — excuse me, employ the defense, reconstruct the act, to be able to go out there and dictate companies build and do following things.”

    Unfortunately, it’s not a laughing matter. Joe Biden appears in a constant battle with senility and like a swimmer who can’t swim is gasping for air as he tries to tread the sea of consciousness and keep his head above water as he slips into the darkness of dementia below.

    At least Joe’s pinstripe suit looks sharp.

    What Joe was groping for – besides a 12-year-old’s skirt – is that he pledges to invoke the “Defense Production Act” to marshal the resources of U.S. industry behind the lead of the federal government to tackle the COVID-19 pandemic. Except that President Trump already employed the “Defense Production Act” back in March and did just that.

    It appears Biden never updated his talking points or, more likely, forgot what year he is in.

    “It’s 1987, isn’t that right Corn Pop? Corn Pop was a bad dude.”

    Maybe Biden will activate Corn Pop, too, along with the National Guard, as I’m sure Corn Pop has a lot to contribute to the COVID-19 relief efforts, certainly compared to the political failures in Biden’s orbit.

    The fact is that under President Trump, COVID shortages no longer exist and we have record testing. The only other “solution” in Joe Biden’s empty bag of tricks is to put the entire U.S. into a prolonged job-crushing nationwide lockdown.

    If Joe Biden prevails in the presidential election, will he even make it to the January 20th swearing-in before the Radical Left Democrats invoke the 25th amendment, declare Biden cognitively compromised and mentally unfit to serve because of dementia, and install Kamala Harris as the 46th U.S. president?

    Old Joe Biden is slipping and slipping fast and he hears the footsteps behind him, except this time it’s not just the invisible elves that only he can see running him down.

    The Radical Left is frothing at the mouth and licking their lips: they’ve can’t wait to sink their fangs into Joe Biden and drain what little life is left in his dry corpse, dispose of him and install their own.

    If there is ANY QUESTION about Joe Biden’s rapid and shocking cognitive decline just take a moment to view his 1993 speech on the Senate floor about “predators on our streets” or even his 2016 speech at the DNC Convention. The decline is shocking.

    Joe Biden hasn’t just lost a step. He’s lost it. The Radical Left will overtake him completely in no time. It’s already happening now.


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